Saturday, September 22, 2007

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Breaking the fast.
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Wendy is texting
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Thursday, September 20, 2007

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Matt is happy
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Monday, September 10, 2007

Companies that didn't spend enough time, picking a web address

Technology Acronyms
All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough
time considering how their online names might appear...and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that
represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
www.whorepresents.com

2 . Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site
www.speedofart.com
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