Sunday, April 29, 2007

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Ship of Fools: Biblical curse generator

Ship of Fools: Biblical curse generator: "Lost for a smart remark to see off your enemies? Unable to deliver that killer insult? Put an end to unscriptural restraint with the amazing Biblical Curse Generator, which is pre-loaded with blistering smack downs as delivered by Elijah, Jeremiah and other monumentally angry saints. Simply click the button below, and smite your foes with a custom-made curse straight out of the Old Testament!"
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Sunday, April 08, 2007

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AKL savana
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Lunch @ The Mara
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Saturday, April 07, 2007

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Dinner tonight
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Friday, April 06, 2007

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Happy Birthday Beth
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From time share
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Look @ us
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Big head, little arms!
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Wendy getting annoyed
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Thursday, April 05, 2007

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Oh no another line
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Meh
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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

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My tink
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Dinner tonight
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First stop on trip
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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

ENJ-OYE! Happy Passover!

A group of leading medical researchers have published data
indicating that Seder participants should NOT partake of
both chopped liver and charoses.
It seems that this combination can lead to Charoses of the
Liver.

At our seder, we had whole wheat and bran matzoh, fortified
with Metamucil.
The brand name, of course, is..."Let My People Go."

Old Jewish men in Miami get hernias from wearing chai's
which are too heavy.
This condition is called chaiatal hernia!

Q - If a doctor carries a black bag and a plumber carries a
tool box,what does a mohel carry?
A - Bris kit!

JEWISH JEOPARDY we give the answer, you give the
question
A: Midrash
Q: What is a Middle East skin disease?
A: The Gaza Strip
Q: What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?
A: A classroom, a Passover ceremony, and a latke.
Q: What are a cheder, a seder, and a tater?
A: Sofer
Q: On what do Jews recline on Passover?
A: Babylon
Q: What does the rabbi do during some sermons?
A: Filet Minyan
Q: What do you call steaks ordered by 10 Jews?
A: Kishka, sukkah, and circumcision.
Q: What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?

Speaking of circumcisions:
An enterprising Rabbi is offering circumcisions via the
Internet. The service is to be called..."E-MOIL
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Sunday, April 01, 2007

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Look how close we are
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